AND WHEN GOD GAZED UPON DA ICKEZ ORGANISED CRIME FAMILY, HE WEPT

He wept, and he wept, and he wept.

For he had given Da Ickez so much but they have done very little.

He gazed upon Gaza and cried, "Oh, my poor children, Da Ickez and their many, many spirit guides did not save you."

Then he gazed upon the vaccine-injured and cried, "Oh, my poor children, Da Ickez and their many, many spirit guides did not save you."

He gazed down at David Icke and cried, "The fat git, scoffing 20 bacon double cheeseburgers for breakfast!"

He gazed down at Garth Icke and cried, "The vain git, hiding down mines and caves!"

Then he gazed down at Jaymie Icke and cried, "Brand loyalty? Really? Merch from Godless China and Israel? Really?"

And then God shook his head and wept for all eternity.

For he had given Da Ickez so much, but they had turned his creation into hell.