WHERE WILL GARTH ICKE BE WHEN WW3 OFFICIALLY KICKS OFF?

Most aware would say that WW3 has unofficially kicked off.

But it's not yet gone nuclear.

But when it does, where will Garth Icke be hiding:

1. down a mine;
2. down a cave;
3. down a tunnel;
4. on a disused railway line;
5. down the boozer.