TENS OF MILLIONS OF DUPED BRITS BE SINGING THIS TO THEMSELVES TONIGHT

Oh, where are Da Ickez to save us?

Oh, that's right: daddy Dave is down Burger King, Jaymie is abroad on holiday (as usual), and Garth is hiding down a mine/cave/tunnel (delete as appropriate).

Doesn't matter. The people have voted. And they voted for change. As they always do.