WHO IS AT FAULT FOR GARTH ICKE POSTING HARD CORE PORN ON HIS DAUGHTER'S 2ND BIRTHDAY?

Garth?

Garth's morbidly obese flop daddy, David?

Or....

Garth's teacher wife?

I mean, it is just totally, totally normal for a dad to be posting hard core porn on the 2nd birthday of his 1st daughter.

Innit?

Er, no. It's not.

But that's what Garth obviously believed.

So, why did Garth believe this? Despite all the stuff his morbidly obese daddy has written? 

Remember: Garth's morbidly obese flop daddy is the founder of The Turqouise Triangle.