WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR BANKERS-IN-NEED DAY?

Bankers-in-need day is the day before Children-in-need day, so that the bankers get their money first, before the children who they've turfed out into the street.

£500 billion is not enough, apparently.

And why do we always still have a Children-in-need day every year? You would have thought we'd have eradicated child poverty by now, particularly after 11 years of "Labour".