LIBERATION SAUDI STYLE

It has to be the world's cruellest joke: that that utopia of freedom, democracy and human rights, The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, is financing, to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars, an army of cutthroat Jihadis in Syria in the name of freedom, democracy and human rights.

Liberation, they call it.

The only liberation they want is the liberation of heads from torsos, preferably done with a blunt breadknife to inflict maximum pain, torture and terror.

AND THESE ARE OUR ALLIES?!

The latest nod to sharia has been a £200 million bond, consistent with Sharia law, sold by our government and reported in several newspapers today.

We are already in the process of adopting a new national anthem, honouring our new cutthroat allies:

God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
Allah U Akbar
Send her victorious

Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
Allah U Akbar

Do not be surprised to hear soon, England fans across the nation singing the following on the terraces of Wembley, or Stamford Bridge, or The Stadium of Light, indeed anywhere where football is played:

Al Qaeda
Al Qaeda
We'll support you ever more
We'll support you ever more

And by "we" I really mean MI6.

After all, Michael Adebalajo was allowed to preach Jihad on the streets of Woolwich right under the noses of MI5, pleading with Muslims to go to Syria to join the Jihad in Syria against Assad and cut the throats of Syrian children, before butchering Drummer Lee Rigby.