CONSERVATIVE CONS

Oik and Oink.

Osborne and Cameron.

Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee.

Lying. Lying. Lying.

Didn't you know that the Tories are now the party of the worker (who can't afford to buy his or her own home, who will soon have no employment rights and is increasingly being dumped onto zero hours contracts)?

And didn't you know that Jeremy Corbyn said that the death of Osama bin Laden was "a tragedy", but what Oink forgot to add was that Corbyn said that ObL's death was a tragedy because ObL could have been captured, interrogated to discover other aspects of al Qaeda and how 9/11 was planned and implemented so that it couldn't happen again,and then tried on the evidence.

Instead ObL was allegedly killed on the spot, and his body quickly buried at sea, with no photos published that clearly show ObL dead.

And who organised this charade? Leon Panetta, who became DCIA with very little intelligence experience.

And who did Panetta hire? Monica Lewinsky.

And what did Lewinsky do? She had an affair with President Bill Clinton.

And who broke the story of Clinton and Lewinsky? Matt Drudge.

People! It is all a load of hairy wotsits!!