I DIDN'T START THIS WAR : GARTH ICKE MAY HAVE JUST HAD AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT INSTEAD OF ALWAYS REPEATING AND RELYING ON THE REPUTATION OF HIS DADDY DAVE

Daddy Dave should have told me about the mob/MI5/CIA secret surveillance network of me instead of using it for his own personal gain.

So, after Garth mocked me after that same network burgled my sister, I have decided to destroy Garth.

I didn't start this war. I haven't started any war with anyone.

But if Daddy Dave and Garth want a war then I'll give them a fucking war.

It really is that simple.

So.

Garth may, repeat may, have just had an original thought that was not a direct quote from, or relied on, his daddy Dave:

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