IRONED SHOELACES

A family who engineered and kicked off WW1, and kept it going for 2 years when we could and should have had peace in 1916.

An unnecessary coronation that cost the British taxpayer £250 million.

Stealing dead people's money.

Plastic bags full of cash for honours.

And ironed shoelaces?

Sounds about right.

See : King Charles is a 'pampered' royal who has his shoelaces ironed for him, insists on travelling with luxurious steamed bed linen - and likes to have one inch of toothpaste squeezed onto his toothbrush, Omid Scobie claims in new book