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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK

Englebert Trumperdinck has the name we are, deep down, very envious of.

Take George W Bush.

Take William J Clinton.

Take George HW Bush.

Take Ronald Rainbow Reagan.

Take 'em all, all the way back to 1791.

All powerful men, in their own ridiculous way, wanted a name like Englebert's. Some having betrayed America, while others having also betrayed humanity itself!

But amidst this cesspit of betrayal and corruption stands the proud Englebert Humperdinck.

I now propose, without any recourse to humour or irony, that our dear Englebert was a major major major opponent of the New World Order.

No, don't laugh. Listen to my argument.

Aldous Huxley, gimp of the New World Order, wrote that we, the muggins hard working taxpayers of the world, should love our servitude.

Well, Not me!

Do you?

I will not be servile to anyone, and nor shall I love that servitude if it is imposed upon me.

So I now proudly present to you, Englebert Humperdinck, as he kisses the sweet sweet lips of his new love, freedom!



Please release me, let me go
For I don't love you anymore
To waste our lives would be a sin
Release me and let me love again

I have found a new love, dear
And I will always want her near
Her lips are warm while yours are cold
Release me, my darling, let me go

(Please release me, let me go)
For I don't love you anymore
(To waste my life would be a sin)
So release me and let me love again

Please release me, can't you see
You'd be a fool to cling to me
To live a lie would bring us pain
So release me and let me love again
(Let me love, let me love)

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