THE PIGEON MURDERER ACTUALLY GETS A MAJORITY

He's actually got a majority!

Here's to a bleaker future (except if you are rich and/or work in the City of London).

This is the power of the Murdoch press. Scotland was always going to SNP, but it looks like Lib Dem voters voted Tory and not Labour. Why? Scared about a Labour-SNP coalition courtesy of the Murdoch press.