THE PROOF!!
So things are apparently that bad AND WE'D ALL BETTER WAKE UP AND GET OFF OUR ARSES that:
1. The Ickes are NOT giving their stuff away for free;
2. the situation is so dire that they're taking at least 2 days off!!
But never mind. You can still buy, buy, buy Dave's stuff.
AND WITH FREE SHIPPING!!
THAT'S HOW BAD THE SITUATION IS, FOLKS!!
BLOODY TERRIBLE AND FRIGHTENING.
Innit?
Just another Infowars-type scam.
Daddy Dave builds a cult and media empire on a theme of reptiles-in-the-moon-and-you'd-better-buy-loads-and-loads-of-my-stuff-to-wake-the-f**k-up, then passes it on to his far-right thug of a son.
Juuust fine and dandy.
There's Alex Jones selling out to the network that did 9/11 while ruthlessly building up a business empire devoted to flogging an Infowars lifestyle which includes male beauty products.
Paul Joseph Watson sold out too and takes a few Infowars products for himself (Brain Farce, Turbot Force).
And now the Ickes, terrifying everyone with visions of a fast-approaching AI/robot apocalypse.
But hey! Even though they've mocked Christmas as another scam from the Babylonian Brotherhood, let's celebrate Christmas and continue the bollocks.
UNIMPRESSED.
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