TODAY IS THE DAY WHEN THE UK SPENDS £250 MILLION ON A MEMBER OF A FAMILY OF MEGALOMANIAC, GENOCIDAL, WORLD-WARMONGERING DEGENERATES

It's also another Damned Ickes Instant Karma (DIIKs) Day, as the streets of London are lined with Brits, standing in the rain, waving their flags as the close friend of a world-famous notorious paedophile is driven passed them.

As Jimmy Greaves would say: "It's a funny old game, Saint".