Tuesday, July 04, 2023

ER GARTH? BUY A TELESCOPE TO WATCH THE MOON AND GET YOUR KIDS INVOLVED AT THE SAME TIME

This eliminates your need to run away from your children to be away from them and bore the world to death, and gets your children involved too.

You're much more likely to find a shape-shifting reptilian satanist paedophile who lives in the moon ON THE MOON. Right?

Or have I got your motives completely wrong?

Yeah, that must be it. I thought you were genuine. But you're not. Innit.

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