Saturday, January 23, 2016

A PASSIONATE PLEA TO THE DELIGHTFUL BUT ABOVE ALL HELPFUL BOLTON MONARCHY

Pretty please, with sugar on top: destroy those reports.

If you can't even be arsed to answer a few questions, and continue to treat me like I am a piece of shit while I risk my life and livelihood for you, I think it just good old fashioned courtesy and good manners to acquiesce.

In the meantime, carry on brewing your lethal, addictive potions to hypnotise the masses into believeing that they are powerless so there is no point in doing anything else but guzzle your potions and watch footy!

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