Sunday, August 27, 2017

WHY WOULD GOD PUNISH TEXAS SO?

Floods of biblical proportions.

Buildings severely damaged.

Several deaths.

Hurricane Harvey has brought God's vengeance onto Texas.

But why?

Why would God punish Texas so?

Three possible reasons:
1. Alex Jones is not doing enough for Israel, despite saying stuff like this:


2. Alex helped to get Trump elected;

3. Alex has not revealed his family connections to the Confederacy.

All three of the above could have tipped God over the edge to think, "D'ya know what? Them Texan Confederates deserve a good whoopin'".

[disclaimer : this was satire]


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