SO WHO HAS VOLUNTEERED TO GET ZAPPED FOR NEARLY 7 YEARS LIKE I WAS?

I'm going to take a wild guess and say nobody?

Don't fancy frequently having just 1 hour unbroken sleep? And virtually most nights at most 3 hours unbroken sleep (recommendation is 4 hours to flush the brain and minimum repair of body).

And becoming extremely irritable and unsocial could be problematic at parties and soirees, eh? Bummer, dude.

And losing interest in exercise because you have no energy from no sleep?

Believe me, when it first started in summer of 1998 I thought I was going mad.

But then I began to feel the membranes in my skull vibrate for seconds as the buzzing/fizzing/rasping sound that woke me up and it was always just as I was about to fall asleep.

Any real men volunteering?

David Icke? Nope. Too busy getting hammered.

Alex Jones and Captain Milkshake? Nope. Too busy selling out to the extreme rightist Zionist U S Military Intelligence network that did 9/11 and runs paedophile networks, and too busy accumulating a property empire.