FIVE SIGNS THAT SUGGEST THAT YOU ARE ALREADY A SOULLESS KILLER ROBOT

1. You haven't signed the petition to arrest Benjamin Netanyahu next month;
2. You are a maths teacher;
3. You don't give a fuck about war or the causes of war;
4. You don't offer to help when you could;
5. You don't give a fuck if privately-owned banks create money out of thin air.