DON'T FORGET TO BAIL OUT THE BANKERS TONIGHT
But don't forget to throw a few spare coppers to the people in real desperate need, the bankers. Because every day is Bankers in Need Day. And they need not tens of millions, not even tens of billions, but easily hundreds of billions, and likely trillions.
So do not waste a penny. Give to the Bankers in Need today, and give with a smile. Go on. You know you want to.
We can create hundreds of billions to bail out the banks, just like that.
But for whatever reason, no matter how hard we try, we just can't seem to bail the children out of need.
What a pathetic species we are.