The Ickes claim that spaceships from Saturn full to the brim with reptilian satanist paedophiles are coming for the kids, and the only way to save us is to buy loads of Icke shite.
Meanwhile, Garth abandons his kids for 2 weeks to go to Scotland to watch a guy get a blow job and then jump into Loch Lomond.
THERE. IS. NO. EMERGENCY.
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