AND ON THE FIRST DAY GOD SAID, "LET THERE BE ICKE"

But Icke decided to become a crook and a crime boss, and without penalty Icke's son tweeted hard core porn on the 2nd birthday of his daughter.

So God said, "If Icke disrespect me after all I have given him then let Icke be damned, with pain and suffering for all."

And so it came to pass that the killer vaccines were rolled out on Damned Icke Instant Karma (DIIK) Day 8th December 2020.

Can anyone Icke-splain why a spirit guide of David Icke can guide David Icke to stand before a particular book in a particular bookshop but not guide David Icke to read The Daily Mail in July 2020 to discover the excessive use of Midazolam as euthanasia and stop the roll-out of the killer vaccines?

Or guide Garth Icke to read the Daily Mail from July 2020 instead of him going on a vanity project to walk around Wales and make a documentary about it?

Not one single Icke will Icke-splain.

They'll take your money, but they won't Icke-splain.