WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? DON'T THEY KNOW WE ARE RUN BY SHAPE-SHIFTING REPTILIAN SATANIST PAEDOPHILES WHO LIVE IN THE MOON?

Well, that's what Garth Icke says so it must be true!

Note to Garth : Must stop walking down disused railway lines and climbing down mines and caves, and instead try harder to alert people to the FACT we are run by shape-shifting reptilian satanist paedophiles who live in the moon.

If he believes that FACT, according to his daddy?

Otherwise stop grifting off the theory and become a real daddy.

 See : Brit rower, 54, is found dead in his boat at sea four weeks after setting off on 3,000-mile challenge to cross Atlantic: Father - who had already battled strong winds and a shark attacking his rudder - told pals he was suffering from sea sickness