THE GORDON BROWN BLUES

I woke up this morning (de de derrrrr de de)
and thought this world was shit (de de derrrrr de de)
so I asked myself (de de derrrrr de de)
"what are you gonna do about it?" (de de derrrrr de de)

so I wrote a letter
to our glorious and 100% trustworthy Bilderberg Prime Minister
asking him why it is so
and I'm just about to post it

I'm gonna tell him
I've got the Gordon Brown blues
I may soon be jobless and homeless
But for now I’ve got holes in my shoes

I want to know
why he bailed out the bankers
without asking any questions
of the selfish, greedy, inconsiderate, reckless, gambling wa…

There’ll be no economic growth
for years to come
but I’ll have to pay plenty more taxes
to pay for the bailout sum

How I’m gonna pay ‘em
I really don’t know
I’m already up to my eyeballs
with the debts I owe

I can’t claim expenses
for a bath plug and porn
while I claim rent
for staying at my sister’s home

He’d better give me some answers
that are clear and true
Coz I don’t like
having the Gordon Brown blues