AL QAEDA MERCHANDISE IN SHOPS JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

To further honour our new allies al Qaeda a new batch of official al Qaeda merchandise, consisting of Action Man-type dolls fully equipped with a miniature AK47 and official al Qaeda flag, among other fun toys and gadgets, will be in the shops just in time for Christmas. You too will able to shout "Allah U Akbar" and mock execute a prisoner doll after a mock trial. You too can lynch a citizen doll from a miniature tree. Also available will be a miniature William Hague doll which comes with a miniature suitcase full of untraceable cash.