WELL, WELL WELL. LOOK WHO'S GOT FIRST REFUSAL TO BE AMBASSADOR TO USA.

His name is Lord Geidt.

Former private secretary to the Queen for 10 years until 2017.

Baron, Knight Commander and Knight Grand Cross of the Royal Victorian Order, Knight Commander and Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath, and OBE.

Scots Guard and British Military Intelligence.

Classic British Empah. A stout fellow. Do-or-die kind.

Could be the type who Stephen Fry portrayed in Blackadder Goes Forth but would probably die instead of fight world wars 150 miles from the front line sending others to their certain death.

But why Geidt?

Is it the 'chemistry' Trump feels he has with the Queen?

Or Geidt's vast array of Royal awards and experience that will no doubt impress Orange Man? He luuuurvs the British monarchy.

Whatever.

Brexit is happening coz the Empah wants trade with USA and China coz they will have the largest GDPs for the next few decades. And when Euro wages have fallen enough the UK will come running back to Europe coz transport costs will by then dominate and goods from China and USA will be too expensive to buy and trade.

Oh, and BoJo has kept Matt Hancock as Health Sec.

And Hancock wants and is working to privatise the NHS.

Full steam ahead!