UK CANCER RATES ARE SOARING AND NOBODY KNOWS WHY. I CAN ICKE-SPLAIN WHY.

Oasis.

Mercenary City FC fans, Oasis.

No-way-sis?

Yes, way, sis.

The main causes of cancer are cigarettes and alcohol and lack of exercise.

Guess who encouraged the consumption of cigarettes and alcohol and lack of exercise?

Oasis.

They even produced a song entitled, Cigarettes and Alcohol (on album Definitely Maybe).

Guess what else Oasis encouraged which enabled CIA black ops?

Cocaine.

So Oasis encouraged the consumption of death:

1. cigarettes (cancer);
2. alcohol (cancer);
3. cocaine (blackops, maybe even 9/11).

No-way-sis?

That gold roller?

Stinks of death.

Bumbaclarts!

Now would be a good time for Noel and Liam to have a good chat.

About how they have been used by the NWO,

And if they don't have such a chat then that shows how much they care about their fans.