Wednesday, October 14, 2020

WHEN GARTH ICKE DOESN'T REALISE 2 + 2 = 4 WITHOUT DADDY DAVE TELLING HIM WHY

In Blackadder II, Edmund, Lord Blackadder, tries to teach Baldrick how to count using beans.

World : If I have 2 beans, and then add 2 more beans, how many beans do I have?

Garth : George Soros! And Bill Gates! And some reptiles!!

World : Nope.

Garth : Oh! I know. Some beans!

Garth : Oh! And some reptiles from Mars!

World : Nope.

Garth : Oh! Oh! I know! Two, plus two more beans!

World : Good, Garth. And how many is that exactly?

Garth : Some beans. I think I'll write a shit song about that!

Hey! If Garth mocks others then he's fair game to be mocked. Right?

Right, daddy Dave? You fucking scumbag pervert!!

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