WHERE WILL GARTH ICKE BE WHEN THE ALIENS INVADE PLANET EARTH?

The Ickes believe they are already here, and have been for millenia, living in the moon and receiving their orders for world domination from Saturn.

So where will Garth Icke be when the aliens decide to show themselves and overtly invade as in Independence Day?

1. walking down a disused railway line?
2. down the local boozer or brewery tap?
3. playing or watching ice hockey?
4. something else?

Answers on a postcard to:

Garth Railway Line Competition

PO Box 333

DERBY