THE ICKES NEED TO ICKE-SPLAIN THEMSELVES IMMEDIATELY

Daddy Dave says we are run by shape-shifting reptilian satanist paedophiles who live in the moon and receive their orders for world domination from Saturn.

So where are the Ickes?

Garth is down a mine on another boring walk.

Jaymie is in Nashville, TN firing gns.

And Daddy Dave is probably stuffing his face with pork chops and apple sauce.

Some words of advice:

1. never trust the Ickes;
2. never give them a penny.

I speak from personal experience.