Saturday, November 25, 2023

ER, JAYMIE? TELL YOUR DADDY THAT

Your daddy is the most morbidly obese bloke in the universe.

Remember what Fat Bastard said in Austin Powers, The Spy who Shagged Me: "I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive. Myself." He then farts.

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