SPEED IS OF THE ESSENCE
We've failed at Copenhagen.
Nobody believes our lies about Iraq, Afghanistan, 9/11 and terrorism anymore.
Run for your lives!
People want to enjoy their lives but not be animals like we want them to be, which is why we show them series narrated by everyone's favourite eco-fascist SIR David Attenborough who believes there are too many people on the planet (so kill yourself Dave, you've had a bloody good life) on the Bilderberg Bullshit Corporation (BBC) implying that they are either animals or a cancer on the planet; either way, lots of 'em need murdering.
For years we've sent 'em into world wars against each other and the silly buggers have believed us...but not anymore.
But there's just too many of the pests now, which is why we wanted to kill their grannies, and for them to kill themselves through suicide to save the planet to reduce their carbon footprint while we spend tens of billions invading ultra-poor nations while producing tens of billions in CO2 who can't defend themselves after we've convinced them to kill their families because of their carbon footprint.
As Private Frazer says in Dad's Army; "We're doomed".
We've failed at Scumbag College, boys.
Run for your murdering silver-spoon-fed lives, you soft f*£$ers!
Either run or get some sort of world government established asap or your kids ai'nt gonna' like those strange decorations after the rest of the UK finds out what you've done...