If you woke up this morning and looked out of your window to see yet more grey skies and rain, rain, rain that never seems to go away, and felt like it was the end of the world and you couldn't take any more, then don't go suicidal. Cheer up! Never ever forget that every day is Bankers in Need Day. Yes, I know we have less than a month, yes one month (yippee), to go before the official Bankers in Need Day on 17th November, the day before Children in Need Day so the bankers get all the money. But don't panic. You can, this very day as on every day, celebrate the gift of giving by bailing out the fraudulent gambling Nazi Bankers with trillions. Walk around your office, factory, warehouse, college with a glowing smile on your face, happy in the knowledge that by suffering cuts in social services, a loss of employment and education opportunities, perhaps even losing your job and home, you are securing the planet for a cabal of warmongering kiddie-fiddling megalomaniacs who engineered WW1, WW2, the Holocaust and 9/11 and have nothing but your death on their minds. They only want a half billion serfs on this planet of ours.
Perhaps if you force a smile for long enough they'll let you live, eh?
Remember, remember the 17th November.
The day before Children in Need Day.
Save all your coppers and give generously
on this Bankers in Need Day.
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