WE'RE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS SON, AND WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY DINNER

The Sweeney always figured it out in the end.

The Sweeney may not have got it right first time, roughing up the wrong suspect, but they always got their man, and sometimes woman, in the end.

It's the same with conspiracy theorists; ever vigilant, determined to get to the truth, infiltrating, joking.

And hungry.

The NATO media just take what is said to them as fact without question. Two prime examples occured just in the last month or so that could have led to war on Syria.

The first is the massacre at Taldao at the end of May. The Syrian government and its supporters were immediately accused, particularly by Hasty Hague. The NATO media joined in, never questioning the timing of the massacre, coming just before a crucial meeting at the UN. They quoted 'witnesses' who all said it was the Shabiha from the surrounding villages. But these witness statements were incoherent and implausible with very little credibility. Even the UN tried to blame the Shabiha but it was later found that all the 'witness' statements they took were from the opposition and/or arranged by the opposition, and these statements were taken by phone...from another continent! After a little more investigation the UN reached the conclusion that the Shabiha may have been responsible, but so also may be the opposition, or this mysterious third party of terrorists, that appears out of nowhere, causes bloody mayhem and disappears. As time goes on the UN will eventually reach the conclusion that it was a unique blend of the latter, with the opposition capitalising on the massacre to get NATO involved.

The second is the shooting down of the Turkish plane a few weeks ago. Again, there was a rush to judgement. Hasty Hague showed some intelligence (at long last) and kept his mouth shut, but the NATO media bayed for bloody revenge in the form of inciting Turkey to quote The Washington Treaty Article 5 to declare war on Syria. But now both the USA and Russia say the Turkish plane was used as a provocation.

Time after time after time, conspiracy theory is eventually shown to be conspiracy fact; WW1, WW2, Nazism, Communism, JFK, Gulf of Tonkin, RFK, Iraq, Libya, now Syria, next Iran.

We're conspiracy theorists son, and we haven't had any truth.