Tuesday, July 23, 2013

CELEBRATIONS, CALCULATIONS AND RESERVATIONS

The birth of any child into this incredible simulation should be something to celebrate.

But how much did the delivery cost us, this Disunited Fascist Queendom, at a time of deep and deepening Bilderberg fascist Oiksterity?

And how much will this little baby boy cost us as he grows up to be a jet-setting, polo-playing, grouse-hunting, palace-dwelling, policy-setting adult?

Remember, King Edward VII was born as a sweet little baby boy, but he grew up and planned and engineered World War 1 through his privileged position as leader of freemasonry (he is also rumoured to be Jack the Ripper).

And Hitler, Stalin and Mao were all sweet little baby boys, all doted on by loving mothers.

The as yet unnamed son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge has the potential of becoming King, for perhaps good but more likely bad.

Just sayin'...

The Lindo Wing prices

Antenatal care
Day case accommodation: Up to one hour £75, up to three hours £200, over three hours £400
Antenatal care overnight: £900
Parent education (five classes): £350

Consultant-led care packages
Cost of additional night – per room

First 24 hours normal delivery package £4,965
(Cost of additional night £900 for superior package, £1,050 for deluxe package, and suite prices and information available on request and subject to availability)

First 24 hours instrumental delivery £ 5,500
(Cost of additional night £900 for superior package, £1,050 for deluxe package, and suite prices and information available on request and subject to availability)

First 24 hours caesarean section (emergency or planned) £ 6,420
(Cost of additional night £900 for superior package, £1,050 for deluxe package, and suite prices and information available on request and subject to availability)

[source : The Lindo Wing prices, Imperial College Healthcare NHS Trust, http://www.imperial.nhs.uk/privatehealthcare/lindo-wing-prices.html, accessed 23rd July 2013]

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