Wednesday, April 29, 2020

BREAKING : JOHNSON TO ANNOUNCE THAT 26TH APRIL WILL EVERY YEAR NOW BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY TO REMEMBER PAUL JOSEPH WATSON'S EPIC MELTDOWN OVER JUST HOW HOT HE THINKS HE IS RIGHT NOW

So that's the date in history. It'll be on calendars, in diaries. Shops and supermarkets will shut with warnings in advance of their reduced opening hours. Confectioners will release special merchandise. Burger chains will release special flavoured burgers with little toys for the kids.

There's Christmas Day.

There's Easter Sunday.

And now there's Watson Epic Meltdown Day (over just how hot he thinks he is right now).

And I for one will never forget it.

NEVER!!

Will you?

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