Friday, June 09, 2023

ER, GARTH? ANY MOON-DWELLING SHAPE-SHIFTING REPTILIAN SATANIST PAEDOPHILES?

Garth's going on all these lonely walks, but never seems to come across any moon-dwelling shape-shifting reptilian satanist paedophiles who he and his family claim rule the world.

Funny that. Innit? The Ickes make a nice living from terrifying us all with tall tales of moon-dwelling shape-shifting reptilian satanist paedophiles coming for the kids, but they never go hunting for one or catch one.

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