ER, GARTH? YOU COULD ALWAYS HUNT DOWN SOME SHAPE-SHIFTING REPTILIAN SATANIST PAEDOPHILES TO SLAY BEFORE THEY TAKE YOUR DAUGHTERS

But we see that beer is more important to you.

So in order of importance: 1) ice hockey, 2) beer, 3) hunting shape-shifting reptilian satanist paedophiles before they take your daughters.

Ice hockey training cancelled.
I suppose garden beers is the only reasonable alternative on a day like today.

— Gareth Icke (@garethicke) June 11, 2023