ER, DADDY DAVE? YOUR SON GARTH REVEALED HIS TRUE SELF WHEN HE TWEETED HARD CORE PORN ON HIS DAUGHTER'S 2ND BIRTHDAY

And remember those huge hairy cardboard bollocks dangling from his rear view mirror?

And Garth and his wife pointing and laughing at the sign outside the village in Austria called Fucking? 

No?

Thought not.

You're losing it, mate. Time to pack it in.