SURPRISE! SO IT TURNS OUT THE SHAPE-SHIFTING REPTILIAN ON THE PLANE FROM DALLAS WAS NOT A SHAPE-SHIFTING REPTILIAN AFTER ALL

And surprise! The woman who freaked out had been drinking.

But the guy claimed to be a Freemason (with a LOT of tattoos).

A strange encounter.

But don't let that stop David Icke from plugging his latest book.

Hey! Maybe the whole episode was manufactured by the Icke marketing team?