Tuesday, November 29, 2011

MAN THE LIFEBOATS! ABANDON SHIP!

This afternoon the corrupt wretches were shouting and pointing at each other about which island of savage Bilderberg fascist austerity HMS Titanoik should set sail for.

Growth forecasts down.

Jobless forecasts up.

Borrowing forecasts up (but from whom do we borrow, and why?).

Work harder for longer and for less.

But never mind. We're all in this together.

We're all on this ship of fools together, sailing from one island of savage Bilderberg fascist austerity to another but slightly different island of savage Bilderberg fascist austerity. No accurate and truthful explanations are given as to why we are taking this journey.

MAN THE LIFEBOATS!

ABANDON SHIP!

Lock up the Bilderberg bankers, their cheerleaders and supporters with Josef Fritzl (he'll sort 'em out).

Create our own new money for a new infrastructure; housing, road, rail, and hospitals and schools with nurses and teachers to fill them.

Abolish tax havens and hunt down tax avoiders and evaders.

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