YOU KNOW THE SYSTEM DOESN'T LIKE YOU WHEN

1. you are stalked;
2. you are almost abducted...TWICE!
3. you are then zapped for nearly 7 years;
4. an inverted, incomplete, irregular pentagram is drawn on your car when all other cars in the street are untouched;
5. secret surveillance is used against you;
   
6. your sister's house is professionally burgled for 2 external hard drives.

Please contact me if I have missed anything out.

And have even one of the above occured to you?