Friday, July 14, 2023

ER, GARTH AND JAYMIE? YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS TO HUNT DOWN AND SLAY A SHAPE-SHIFTING REPTILIAN SATANIST PAEDOPHILE WHO LIVES IN THE MOON AND RECEIVES THEIR ORDERS FOR WORLD DOMINATION FROM SATURN

TTS : Do you accept?

Garth and Jaymie : Pffft! Are you having a laugh? Is he having a laugh? Too busy having a laid back life, mate. Disused railway lines. Dancing with ropes. Holidays in sun-drenched EU member Croatia. You know the grift? 

TTS : Yeah, I guess we all do. Cheers, lads!

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