BREAKING : CHINA TO HOLD NAVAL DRILLS IN THE GULF OF MEXICO
I got that wrong.
Silly, silly me.
It's America that's holding all the navy drills off the coast of China, not China holding all the navy drills off the coast of America.
I guess I read this headline and thought that because Infowars never, ever, ever publishes fake news then China must be holding navy drills off the coast of America.