In Kes, a vain overweight PE teacher thinks he is the greatest footballer to have ever lived. During a PE lesson he is not only player-captain of one team, thinking he is Bobby Charlton, he is also referee. At one point he dives in the penalty area, without being touched, and awards himself a penalty. He scuffs the first attempt, and awards himself a retake, to the outrage of the school boys taking the lesson. And, of course, at the second attempt he scores, and runs away acting like he'd just scored the goal that won the FA Cup.
Later in the game he tackles one boy very harshly, knocking the boy over, and unsurprisingly does not award the boy a free kick. The boy gets up, and shouts at the teacher, "You fat twat!", and then says to a team mate of the teacher, "He needs bleedin' milking!"
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