NINE WEEKS OF TRUMP
So what does he do?
He gives his glamorous daughter Ivanka (who he wants to you-know-what) an office in the West Wing of the White House, and top level security clearance, when she doesn't even have a proper job and all her stuff is manufactured in cheap Communist Chinese sweatshops!
And not only that, Trump Winery is looking to hire foreign workers!
You could not make this stuff up.