PURLEAZE DO NOT TELL ME TRUMP IS MAKING GOLF GREAT AGAIN THIS WEEKEND OF ALL WEEKENDS
Tommy (the caddy) : No. More like a 5, but give it a bit less than your usual?
[phone rings. It's McMaster]
McMaster : Mister President.
Trump : I'm just about to hit a 5 iron, Herb. What is it? It'd better be good!
McMaster : It's North Korea, Mister President. They've tested that nuke, sir. Like we thought they would.
Trump : Ah well. I can't get up to DC until Tuesday, Herb. Just drop another MOAB on that test site, will ya? I'll deal with this on Tuesday. You know I love my golf down here.
McMaster : Yes, Sir! Mister President!
[Trump puts the phone down.]
Trump : Now. Where was I? Tommy. Are you sure 'bout that 5? I still think a 6 would be enough.
North Korea / US Navy on the brink of Nuclear War and Trump goes on vacation to play golf for the 17th time... pic.twitter.com/pIQIrDjcSr— Julian Vidal (@vidalexperience) 14 April 2017