Tuesday, June 09, 2015

OH YEAH? WELL MY THING'S BIGGER THAN YOUR THING!

My missile is bigger than your missile.

Oh yeah? Well my sumbarine is bigger than your sumbarine!

Oh yeah? Well my rifle is bigger than your rifle!

Oh yeah? Well my torpedo is bigger than your torpedo!

Oh yeah? Well my thing is bigger than your thing!

What thing?

Whatever. It's bigger!!

No. Don't laugh. This conversation actually took place between two defence ministers from two different nations.

You see. It's all about who has the biggest 'thing': submarine, torpedo, ship, missile, rifle, bullet, gun, horse, big red fast sports car, etc.



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