Saturday, December 24, 2016

BREAKING : TRUMP'S SCHEDULE FOR HIS FIRST FULL DAY IN OFFICE

21st January 2017.

Trump's first full day in office.

His schedule for that day has just broke:
0900 - arrest the bankers

1100 - arrest Henry Kissinger, David Rockefeller

1300 - yuuuge lunch

1500 - announce full open investigation into 9/11

1600 - underage-sex-and-cocaine party

2000 - cup of cocoa with Melania

2100 - bedtime, Melania to read Donald a cute bedtime story (yet to be selected)

2130 - a good and well-earned sleep to recover from a hard day's work fighting the bad guys

No comments: