Never mind all that "I'm not going to have time to play golf" stuff, but he plays golf just down the road from Bilderberg 2017 where four of his picks are in attendance, allegedly to plot his downfall (but they're still in their jobs).
Laugh at all that "NATO is obsolete" stuff, but he agrees to the accession of Montenegro and persuades members to cough up more.
Guffaw at all that "Stay out of Syria" stuff, but at the first opportunity he bombs Syria killing Syrian military and civilians, and is building secret bases in Syria in violation of American and International law.
Chortle at all that "Saudi Arabia did 9/11" stuff, but then he does the Saudi sword dance, signs a $350 billion weapons and defence deal with the Saudis, and forges an alliance with the Saudis (who did really do 9/11 and really did unleash the Jihadis) against Iran (who didn't do 9/11 and is actually fighting the Jihadis).
And that's just for starters!
No, here is exactly why you cannot trust Bomber Trump:
Candidate Trump on John McCain : "He is not a war hero...He is a war hero because he was captured? I like people that weren't captured, OK? I hate to tell you."
President Trump on John McCain : "So great that John McCain is coming back to vote. Brave - American hero! Thank you John,"
And yes, that is the same John McCain who has been photographed several times with the headchopping rebels in Syria.