Tuesday, July 10, 2018

BLIMPLAND IS RIGHT WHERE THEY WANT US

Ooooh, our Bomber Drumpf blimp is bigger than your Sadiq Kahn blimp.

Ooooh, our Sadiq Kahn blimp is more life-like than your Bomber Drumpf blimp.

Ooooh, our Bomber Drumpf blimp is 6m long.

Ooooh, our Sadiq Kahn blimp is 6.000000000000001m long.

Ooooh, our Bomber Drumpf blimp can stay inflated for longer.

Ooooh, our Sadiq Kahn blimp knows how long a piece of string is.

Etc, etc, etc.

Blimp yourselves to death dudes. I'm out of it.






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